Wednesday, June 19, 2019

What makes a Diva?

Hi all, Mabel here.
This is me, Mabel, wearing my Diva necklace/collar.
Anyway, a while back, someone asked the question, How can I be a Diva?
Well, some (like me!) are natural Divas. Others have to work hard to reach their full, Diva potential.
After much thought, I decided on these Top 10 Rules for Divas
1)You are a Diva. You deserve the best. Don't be afraid to ask for it/take it.
2) Be kind to everyone.  Not everyone can be a Diva. Divas are born, not created. Just because you had the supreme luck to be born a Diva doesn't give you the right to be mean to non - divas. 
3) You deserve success. Failure is not an option. Your name will be in lights, on the front page, in the headlines; you just have to be yourself and let others see/hear what a wonderful, fabulous Diva you are.
4) There are no secret or hidden Divas; there are only Divas who have not yet reached their full potential.
5) Your family loves you and wants you to succeed. Always remember this; even when it seems like they are jealous of your success or appear to be indifferent.
6) Your friends chose you. They are always willing to give you their full attention. After all, they want you to be the best Diva you can be.
7) Remember that not everyone understands what it's like to be a Diva. Sometimes your Mamas may make you take totally unnecessary training/classes.  Be gracious, but firm. "I do not need to take any more classes. You can't teach someone how to be a Diva."
8) Don't take "No" for an answer. It's just another test. Overcome it.
9) Never forget your sister. She might not be a Diva, but she helped make you the Diva you are today. You might even let her borrow your tiara (secretly, of course) to try on. 
10) You don't have to be a Proud Dachshund to be a Diva (although most <female> Dachshunds are natural Divas).

So, there they are. My top 10 rules on being a Diva.